Whether you love your job or not, some days (or maybe a lot of days) you just want to pull your hair out, tell that one annoying coworker to fuck off and walk out giving everyone the double bird. Lately this has totally been me. My job has been stressful as fuck, I find everyone annoying and my “pretend I care” game has me exhausted by the end of the day.
But I have found something to take the edge off a bit and no I am not talking about a couple glasses of wine or a Xanax. I am talking about some hardcore sexting. Whether it’s sexting your crush, significant other or a fuckboy, I am telling you the work stress will melt away. So, if you don’t have a sexting partner, get one right now. RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT.
Now I know what you are thinking: “Shouldn’t I be working and focused instead of firing off a bunch of dirty messages?” Yes, you should but that is what multitasking is for. Plus, do you really follow all the rules? And if you do, where has that gotten you? I would love to know.
As far as I know there has not been any extensive research done on increased happiness in the workplace due to sexting, but I bet any findings would show this correlation to be a positive one. I personally have noticed that when I receive those raunchy and flirty messages, I turn into this happy-go-lucky employee. Suddenly that annoying as fuck co-worker is not so annoying, the anxiety decreases and my day seems a lot more tolerable. I no longer want to leave flipping everyone off, I leave with a smile on my face knowing there will soon be a dick in my face.
And sexting doesn’t just melt work stress away, it melts life’s problems away. It’s exciting, exhilarating and all around a fun time. There is nothing that gets me more revved up, than when a guy texts me and says how he can’t wait to eat my perfect pussy while finger fucking me at the same time. Or how he can’t wait to bend me over and smack my tight ass. It jumpstarts my heart rate, I notice the warm blood running through my body and my vagina starting to get wet. In this moment everything in life is manageable and it’s all okay.
Tell me, how do you feel about sexting during work? Are you a sexter? Why or why not?